Jello Disaster

My love is a fine looking fellow.
Last night I was bringing him jello.
With the plate I did stop,
On the bed it went 'Plop',
And my sheets stained a nice orange-yellow!

Milk Jug Stink Bombs

Milk jug stink bombs
Need I say more?

Weapons of mass destruction
All from trying to save the Earth

Something so simple and good
Gone oh so sour